The Time I Handed Selfies Over to the Professionals
Aside from the Instagram selfies, I’m not the girl you’ll find elbowing her way in front of the camera lens.
However, on very rare occasion, and with only a select few of my most trusted photographers, I’ll gussy up and act like a giggly lunatic for the sake of refreshing the pictures I need to use professionally. When I say that I’m a “giggly lunatic”, I mean that after every sound of the shutter, I melt into a puddle of ridiculously tacky jokes and an abundance of self-snorting.
Most recently, I had the pleasure of spending what should have been one but turned into four hilarious hours at a shoot with the super talented Rosemary Watson. I say super talented because it takes a lot of patience, technical skill and dry, backup underpants to get decent shots of me. Don’t be fooled though. Even though I look well-poised and composed and not like a complete dingle berry, behind-the-scenes?
I AM A COMPLETE DINGLE BERRY BEHIND-THE-SCENES!
Sometimes I can sell it though. Some. Times. ::smoke:: ::mirrors:: ::farts::
But in all seriousness, if you are in the Phoenix Metro area and in need of self-portraits, I highly suggest checking out Rosemary Watson.