A series of unfortunate events.

A series of unfortunate events.

First hand account of how completely screwed the billing and collections process is in the wicked world of American healthcare.

Exhibit A: (Please note the invoice Due Date)


Exhibit B: (Please note the angry collections tone in this notice)


But…
I present you Exhibit C: (Please note the date of the above presented threatening collections letter)


I kid you not this is surely why people in massive debt due to healthcare expenses never get out of them. I think I burst a vital blood vessel in my forehead from my raging disgust at the seeming incompetence of the person(s) in charge of this account.
Dates. Calendars. Common sense. We’ll go far ladies and gentleman. We’ll. Go. Far.
One of these things is too much like the other. Ehem.