Mama’s Boy my stretch-marked backside!
It was drilled into me as an impregnated twenty-something that I was so lucky to be having a boy because, well, “every boy is a mama’s boy”.
So they said. They drilled and they lied. We all know how that goes. *obscure current event reference*
Nugget wants nothing more than to pal around with Husfriend. Every second he’s around, he doubles as his shadow. Mom who? Oh that lump of chopped liver over there cooking my dinner, yeah I was the literal fruit of her loins, big effin’ deal. (Because he’s not allowed to drop real F-bombs just yet…earmuffs Grammies)
The dressing and mannerisms and dimples and flirting. Way too much like his father.
In reality, I’m not mad. Pinky-swear.
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Awww.
6/6/10 4:35 AMI came to check you out from twitter [& there, too] tonight since I'm friends with Miss, Megan, and a bunch of other folks... My tweets are protected so I can't say hi, but would be stoked for a follow so that I can! ;p
I did comment on a couple of your photos. So, Hi!
Cheers,
@Al_Pal
I think one of your advertisements caused my internet browser to resize, you might want to put that on your blacklist.
12/21/10 3:54 AMPost a Comment
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