Sleep With Me @ BlogHer '10

Sleep With Me @ BlogHer '10

I'm currently recruiting sponsors who would like to foot the bill for my booze and Canal Street shopping for BlogHer '10 in New York City August 6-7. Potential sponsors love to hear that you'll be representing them sloshed yet knock-offishly stylish. Pinky swear.

Let us now be serious. Super serious. Well, just kinda serious. I don't want Prozac to start flooding my inbox (unless you really, really want to, in which case I'll gladly take your dough off your hands. *waves giddily at Prozac peoples*).

Since there is no room for swag bagging this year, I can't hock your shit crap junk product to any of the attendees, but there are still some pretty awesome opportunities for attendee exposure, a la moi:

• Logo inclusion on my bidness card to be handed out like free money. And c'mon, everyone's down for some free money these days. Shitty economy. Recession. Financial struggle. Blah, blah, blah.
• Logo on super duper, top secret, only to be revealed to serious sponsors apparel to be flaunted around the conference like a trophy for best bowler in Chicago. (Chi-towners? Anyone? Hello?! Is this thing on?)
• Title video and post sponsorship for one night (or multiple nights depending on how large the hole in your pocket prefers to be) of my personal daily conference adventure recap for the six nights of my journey.** Plus a prestigious "Wardrobe Provided By" mention in the credits...i.e. the sleep shirt I will be wearing during the video recap. Does the feature make sense now? No? Not as clever as I think I am?
• The pride of bragging to everyone in the office that you were successful in supporting a niche-less blogger at a prominent conference in the blogosphere. Or maybe that's just going to be me incessantly bragging when Frank's Quik Lube signs on thinking the pun laden, innuendo of a sponsorship pitch meant something of greater "value" because...HELLS YES I managed to snag a sponsor, bitches!
• A long-term relationship with yours truly. Because, let's be honest here. Can we be honest? No one likes a one night stand. Get it? The puns. I just can't stop them from leaping out of my brain and onto the computer screen. I'm serious. Someone help me. I'm scared.

If you are interested. I mean really, truly, 100% because I'm awesome and will forever be your favorite place to advertise your, whatever it is you do or sell, send me an email using the form below. On the off chance that this "below" I speak of doesn't exist in your world, send an email to jess@shuggilippo.com with the subject "I Wanna Sleep With You at BlogHer". Dead. Serious. Say you have a genuine interest in giving me money and you don't make that the subject, I'll conclude you're not as serious as you think you are so no, I won't push your brand, Uptight Corpo-Douchebaggery, LLC.

**There may be appearances by other bloggers during the nightly show that are way more popular than me, but sorta think I'm cool enough to room with.

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