Interview with a Not-So-Vampire-y Patrick Dempsey

Interview with a Not-So-Vampire-y Patrick Dempsey

**Recently featured on Mama's Losin' It's Writer's Workshop, I'm doing this a day late, but I just couldn't find the motivation in my funky, stressful, awesome sauce day to finish my interview with Patrick Dempsey. Lucky for me, he was willing to answer my badrillionth phone call.

Me: Hey PD! How are you?

PD: Wow! I can tell your beautiful just by speaking to you.

Me: Um, okay? Thank you? I guess? Glad to see Grey's Anatomy back on the air. How is taping going?

PD: Your eyes. They are striking caramel brown right? I'm entranced. What was the question?

Me: Yes. Brown eyes. Like the Van Morrison song. Anyway, I noticed when the show began airing again, you had cut off a few of your McDreamy tresses. Do you think that will have any effect on your loyal female fan base and their obsession with your looks?

PD: Are you single?

Me:Hm,  I'll take that as a no. Speaking of your flowing locks, I was thumbing through a bunch of my older movies the other day and came across a copy of With Honors. How was it working with Brendan Fraser and Joe Pesci in one film?

PD: No, really, are you seeing anyone?

Me: Hello?! McFly?! Interview?! Yes, I'm very much off the market. I'm starting to wonder if you're even paying attention to the questions I'm asking. You have yet to answer a single one.

PD: There's something about you that makes me feel all warm and tingly inside.

Me: Did you happen to peruse my blog before I called? I thought I made it clear this interview was to be about you. It seems to be leaning towards all about me. Not that I'm completely heart broken that your doting over me like this. I do, however, find it a bit discerning since I'm the one who should be twitterpated with you.  I'm confused

PD: I leave my wife. You leave your husband. We run off and get married.

Me: First off, he's still my husfriend and secondly, tempting offer, but I'm starting to get really creeped out. Is this really Patrick Dempsey?

PD: In the flesh baby. Speaking of flesh...

Me: Whoa, whoa mister!! This is an R-rated blog. Let's not catapult this sucker straight into Porno-town. Geesh!

PD: I want you, I need you, oh baby, oh baby.

Me: Wha?!

PD: I love you.

Me: *click* (I don't think that was Patrick Dempsey.)