International dress like a slut day.

International dress like a slut day.

Halloween is right around the corner. I've had some inappropriately awesome costume ideas floating around in this head of mine for a couple days now. Yep, just for a couple of days. I'm not the type to plan out which sexy version of something I want to be next come November 1st.

Nugget is probably going to be someone that died this year. I still have partial control over what he dresses up as for the holiday since he doesn't quite have an opinion yet. At least verbally. He shakes his head "no", but I can always claim having not seen him do it if he tries to disagree with me. When he can talk, I'll chock up the fact that I have HORRIBLE hearing from all those years of standing right next to the speakers at shows in tiny venues. Boo-ya!

Front runners are Farrah Fawcett or Billy Mays. Not being a hundred percent sure how I feel as a mother having him cross dress for laughs at such a ripe age, Farrah is slowly fading into the distance. We all know there will be a bagillion MJ's and a ton of adult, male Billy Mays, but toddler Billy Mays. I win. Or, Nugget wins. It's settled, he'll be Billy Mays for Halloween.

A few days ago I proposed Steve and I, dare I say, coordinate our costumes this year. Before he even heard me out on my ingenius idea, I was shot down. Being as forward and aggressive I am these days, I proceeded to share my jaw-dropping costume suggestion. Jon & Kate. Duh! They're all over the news, er, TMZ! The twist lies in the interruption of Husfriends abrupt, "NO WAY!" where I clarified that I would be Jon and HE would be Kate. I'm playing the race card. Because I'm obviously racist/aware of people's skin tones. Husfriend is fair skinned and thin, ere go, Kate. I am darker skinned and know where to purchase Ed Hardy shirts, cigarettes, and bald caps. To me, a total no brainer. To Husfriend, quite possibly the worst Halloween costume idea ever suggested in the history of the holiday itself. Harsh, but I suppose appropriate.

I was TOTALLY looking forward to MacGyvering a contraption to attach to Nugget that emulated 8 children lined up horizontally on either side of him. Would it be ridiculous if I had a dream that resulted in a rough sketch of said contraption? Didn't think so.