Channel 914

Dear Cox Communications - Phoenix, AZ,


I greatly appreciate the selection of Music Choice channels in your expanded cable package. After a grueling 48 hours consisting of a mere 3 hours of slumber, a 12a-4a work shift, and an uncharacteristic, hyperactive 11-month-old who refused to take any sort of nap, cat or otherwise, I'm pleased to express my gratitude for the "Adult Alternative" channel, 914. My infant has surprisingly mellowed out, primarily due to the change in programming from Noggin to said Music Choice channel. 

I'm eternally indebted to you for such a soothing channel for the listening pleasure of both Mommy and Baby. (No wonder I pay you upwards of $100/month for your services.) Not a penny wasted.

My deepest regards,
Jessi Sanfilippo

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valpo said... [Reply to comment]

you're funny!! i love this post

1/16/09 9:56 PM

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