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10 Ways Parents are Super Stealthy

1. Telling kids you just shoveled vegetables in your pie hole when it was really junk food
10 Ways Parents are Super Stealthy | SHUGGILIPPO | A Los Angeles Millennial Destination

2. Catching kids like whoa
10 Ways Parents are Super Stealthy | SHUGGILIPPO | A Los Angeles Millennial Destination

3. Acting fascinated by something else when they ask the hard questions
10 Ways Parents are Super Stealthy | SHUGGILIPPO | A Los Angeles Millennial Destination

4. Telling the kids the bank is “all out of money” so they can’t get that unnecessary toy
10 Ways Parents are Super Stealthy | SHUGGILIPPO | A Los Angeles Millennial Destination

5. Mastering the secret stash of chocolate they’ll never find
10 Ways Parents are Super Stealthy | SHUGGILIPPO | A Los Angeles Millennial Destination

6. Going on a spontaneous, late-night car ride as a ruse to get little ones to sleep
10 Ways Parents are Super Stealthy | SHUGGILIPPO | A Los Angeles Millennial Destination

7. Having the perfect excuse why you can’t fit on the jungle gym at the playground
10 Ways Parents are Super Stealthy | SHUGGILIPPO | A Los Angeles Millennial Destination

8. Tossing Cheerios into the toilet as an “aim game” when really it’s so they stop peeing on everything else
10 Ways Parents are Super Stealthy | SHUGGILIPPO | A Los Angeles Millennial Destination

9. Sneaking veggies into foods so the kids will eat them
10 Ways Parents are Super Stealthy | SHUGGILIPPO | A Los Angeles Millennial Destination

10. Stealing a few minutes to watch your favorite Netflix in the bathroom
10 Ways Parents are Super Stealthy | SHUGGILIPPO | A Los Angeles Millennial Destination

Where do you sneak away to get your Netflix fix? Closet? Car in the garage? Bathroom? The moon?

So you know. All the tomfoolery you’ve just experienced is my own. I’m a member of the Netflix #StreamTeam and will be publishing stuff like this (and also entirely different from this) every month throughout 2016. Deal with it. You’ll wanna. It’s a pretty sweet gig. I’m getting perks straight from the horse’s mouth to Netflix and Chill.

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