Arachnidman
It only took two years for him to want to play in the costume intended for Halloween.
However, world be damned if you think he’s going to put that face mask on. “It is angry, man.”
It only took two years for him to want to play in the costume intended for Halloween.
However, world be damned if you think he’s going to put that face mask on. “It is angry, man.”
Have you ever wondered what sort of libation companion you should be enjoying while you listen to your favorite jams? Fear not my little leaf, for now there is a solution to this lonely dilemma of yours. Behold, Drinkify.
I know that whiskey goes with everything, but now I have an internet tool to validate that statement.
I have to agree with Adam on this one.
While not my today, it definitely epitomizes how I feel on some days.
“Today I’m sick of the wishy-washy fencesitters, the flakers, the mid-chat disappearers, the age-regressing drinkers, the hollow promisers, the hacks, the blind glass-is-half-fullers, the fundamentalist disagreers, the revisionist rememberers, the liars, the teasing self-esteem-builders, the unrepentant misspellers, the constant show spoilers, the moron-pandering creators, the haters, the only-when-convenient prayers, the gender-destroying misogynists, the colluders, the vicious schadenfreudophiles, the my-shit-doesn’t-stinkers, the inequality-supporting apologists, the tree-hugging crazies, the system abusers, the never-acting complainers, the emotion avoiders, the sarcastic deflectors, the jealous-but-unwilling-to-providers, the inferiority-complex bullies, the mumblers, the inconsequentially meticulousers, the oblivious inconveniencers, the conscious choice slackers, the hot-tempered projectors, the deriders, the always-promising inactors, the no-moderation never-againers, the vacuous space-starers, the gullible never-researchers, the gender-lumping assumers, the movie-watching chatterers, the uggos, the rabble-rousing hiders, the chest-bumping cavemen, the race-betraying steretoype-perpetuators, the raucous color wearing lazy-boy-athletes, the no-personal-space close standers, the arbitrary rulemakers, the emasculation-fearing controllers, the personal property disrespecters, the cheapskates, the like-and-yanno overusers, the blindly-unquestioning followers, the trying-too-hard pretenders, the unapologetic shit-stirrers, the cowards, and, more than anything else, the fat hairy internet whiners.”
This excerpt has been lifted directly from this post on Adam’s site. He is the bee’s knees.
I barely survived today with the shopping and exercising and playing with my child and eating meals at a table and going outside.
I will now retire my unnecessarily emo outfit until the next internet bandwagon rolls into town.
When I was given the opportunity to share in spreading the Ambiance coffee love again, this time via a recipe that can be perfectly paired with the line, I gave a rousing, “Hell yes!” to the fabulous folk over at Collective Bias.
Now I am going to share with you a double whammy of coffee-infused recipes: Peppermint Mocha Nut Butter Cookies & Homemade Caramel Kicker.
Peppermint Mocha Nut Butter Cookies – Yields 4 dozen
Ingredients:
1 cup First Street brand butter, unsalted
1/2 cup First Street brand granulated sugar
2 teaspoons Ambiance French Vanilla coffee grounds
1 tablespoon water
1 cup First Street brand sliced almonds, finely chopped
2 teaspoons First Street brand vanilla extract
1 3/4 cups First Street brand all-purpose flour
1/4 cup peppermint hot chocolate powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
Directions:
1. Cream butter and sugar until fluffy. Dissolve Ambiance French Vanilla coffee grounds in water; stir into creamed mixture with vanilla extract.
2. Sift flour, hot chocolate powder, and salt into creamed mixture, beat until smooth. Blend in finely chopped nuts.
3. Shape dough into 1 inch balls – place on generously greased baking sheet.
4. Bake at 325 degrees for 15 minutes. Cool on wire rack. Enjoy!
Homemade Caramel Kicker Coffee
Ingredients:
1/4 cup of Ambiance Kona Style coffee, brewed
3/4 cup of milk
1 tablespoon Irish Cream Torani Syrup
1 tablespoon caramel syrup
Directions:
1. Mix ingredients together and enjoy with your cookies!
Now that you can be doubly hopped up on caffeine when you start your day, Smart & Final is giving everyone the chance to stay perky when you switch to Ambiance brand coffee. Simply make the switch and head to www.smartandfinal.com/Ambiance2012, enter the code from your receipt and be entered to win some of these amazing prizes over the course of three weeks:
What do you think of the color?
Something tells me I’m doing this wrong…
No but really, I covered my grey roots today. What do you think?
Also? Flashlight-lit netbook pictures are the shit.
This is what I would have strutted my sweet little ass in down the red carpet tonight if I’d been invited to the Golden Globes.
Ricky Gervais be damned.
I never thought I’d say this out loud, but I think I’m feeling the colored skinny jean trend. ::quinces::
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